Worst Jokes Ever
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
2 times 4 equals 18?
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I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
These jokes crash and burn.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.