Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

Louie Fennell.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

"Tayam, I am."

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.

Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.

Louie's IQ.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

You. You're the joke.

So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

My PC.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.