Worst Jokes Ever

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Doin (DYM 4)

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?

Why can't we see a camel?

Because it's camelflauged!

Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?

Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?

Friend 1: Nope, guess again!

Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...

Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Doin (DYM 5).

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

Ready? Go!

Your (DYM 6).

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Guys, add me in Discord.

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!