Worst Jokes Ever

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

This is a joke in itself.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

I air.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

The joke about is stupid.

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?

'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.