Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Fard.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

QoS.

QoS who?

QoS there me me who me and you.

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No, to the morgue.”

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.