Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Pop in the toilet.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
This is how I got [redacted]
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.