Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.