Worst Jokes Ever
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.