Worst Jokes Ever
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Mine never stops.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Your Nan is dead.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
What is this anyway?
Was 9 + 10?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Let's rock and roll!
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"