Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know Joe?

Joe who?

Joe *boom*.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?

A: Useless.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because it was Batman!

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

French jab is ban French's backwards.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."