Worst Jokes Ever
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.