Worst Jokes Ever

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

asdf.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

You're so skinny that you fall.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!