Worst Jokes Ever
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Where is Freshfry?
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Google search = 3.141592...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
She (DYM 110)
Hi hi hi.
had (DYM 111).
Two (DYM 112)
of (DYM 114)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Petal
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."