Worst Jokes Ever
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Your mum eats cabbage.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.