Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."