Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.