Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
I hate nightmares.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Magitat?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!