Worst Jokes Ever

Man 1: Knock knock.

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: Ice.

Man 2: Ice who?

Man 1: I crushed your head.

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

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My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

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in (DYM 102).

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

The (DYM 103).

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.

Do nut get in my way.

Checkout (DYM 104).

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

D.K. is back, baby!

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)