Worst Jokes Ever
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
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I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
These jokes crash and burn.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.