Worst Jokes Ever
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Doin (DYM 38).
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Mom!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Doin (DYM 45)
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Doin (DYM 46)
Your (DYM 47).
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."