Worst Jokes Ever
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.