Worst Jokes Ever
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Where's your mom at?
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Skibidi bop mmm dada BOOOOOM!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Hey, Alya.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
an (DYM 83)
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