Worst Jokes Ever
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.