Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!