Worst Jokes Ever
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.