Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.