Worst Jokes Ever
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
The (DYM 72).
I see what you did there.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.