Worst Jokes Ever
Go touch some grass, bro.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Being pro-life.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
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I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Ail is gay.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.