Worst Jokes Ever
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why drink water and not bleach?
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!