Worst Jokes Ever
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
"Princess, let's talk!"
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
picking (DYM 74)
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
I got one of those.
Your (DYM 76).