Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.