Worst Jokes Ever
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Back bent.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.