Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
She (DYM 110)
Hi hi hi.
had (DYM 111).
Two (DYM 112)
of (DYM 114)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Petal
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.