Worst Jokes Ever
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!