Worst Jokes Ever
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
You are.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
People generalize others too much.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Fuck me.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
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Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.