Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.

Haha, balls hahaha!

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

Hi, bye.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

I don't got free candy. It costs child support.

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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

My balls.