Worst Jokes Ever

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

"Poo heads."

And (DYM 106).

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

said (DYM 107)

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

Funny posts.

"Yo (DYM 107)"

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

Where is Freshfry?

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Baby (DYM 108).