Worst Jokes Ever
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍠that your LOL lipop?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Shit.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Nutty.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.