Worst Jokes Ever
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"