Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
People generalize others too much.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Fuck me.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
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Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Heil Kyle!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.