Worst Jokes Ever
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.