Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.