Worst Jokes Ever
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.