Worst Jokes Ever
Bored come talk v rah.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
This is how I got [redacted]
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."