Worst Jokes Ever
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Y'all ass fr fr.
Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and fuck off).
Blach6 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach6 Left Site and forgot password
Blach66 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach66 Cleared history and forgot password
Blach66.1 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach661 Banned for Racial Slurs, I think all my N- know what that means.
leoxchingchongbingblachheroine https://worstjokesever.com/@leoxchingchongbingblachheroine Created and Abandoned, during the XL Account duplication rebellion( https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/6612f0fad44f00d05ac4c36e for more info)
flappytitesblachheroin https://worstjokesever.com/@flappytitesblachheroin Created and Abandoned, during the XL Account duplication rebellion( https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/6612f0fad44f00d05ac4c36e for more info)
arsonisfuntransgenderblach https://worstjokesever.com/@arsonisfuntransgenderblach Created and Abandoned, during the XL Account duplication rebellion( https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/6612f0fad44f00d05ac4c36e for more info)
ahitlerblach https://worstjokesever.com/@ahitlerblach Created and Abandoned, during the XL Account duplication rebellion( https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/6612f0fad44f00d05ac4c36e for more info)
blachxl (by Wade w my permission) https://worstjokesever.com/@blachxl Created and Abandoned, during the XL Account duplication rebellion( https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/6612f0fad44f00d05ac4c36e for more info)
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.