Worst Jokes Ever
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Haha, boob!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
I am Paul Walker.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.