Worst Jokes Ever
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"