Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Who needs parents to be great?

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Kms.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

How did the orphan lose its parents?

Its parents never came back from getting milk.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.