Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.