Worst Jokes Ever
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
There are "nun" good jokes.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Why is there a hole in Uranus?