Worst Jokes Ever
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Six shila.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Hi Sean!
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