Worst Jokes Ever
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
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