Worst Jokes Ever
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.