Worst Jokes Ever
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.