Worst Jokes Ever
Your nan is gay.
Your reflection.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋