Worst Jokes Ever

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Which flies cannot be seen?

Time flies.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

Hi! 👋 I love! 💕

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

What do you call a pig in the mud?

A Ky hot brown.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.

What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?

Ice cream 🍨.

Toot and poop.

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

My mental health.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.