Worst Jokes Ever
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When you fail art school.