Worst Jokes Ever
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What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She didn't have any arms, remember!
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
His face.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.