Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Penis

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What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Sister

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Funeral

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After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Difference

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Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

Woman

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Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?