Worst Jokes Ever
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I'm all panic and no disco.
You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"