Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
I got nothing.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
An obese kid farts.