Worst Jokes Ever
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.