Worst Jokes Ever

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

A treatment joke.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

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This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

bill tran

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.