Worst Jokes Ever
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.