Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Adult

Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?

Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.

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    • What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

    "Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

    How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

    The psychologist will thank you for coming.

    A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

    Father talks to his 5-year-old son: β€œNo, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”