Worst Jokes Ever
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Louie's parents tried this.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Ethan Rice
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.