Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.