Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
I'll put white in your smile.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!