Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Ethan Rice
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
I got nothing.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"