Worst Jokes Ever

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Roses are red, my name is Dan...

TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

How many guns can an octopus hold?

9

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?

Time to walk with your dog 🐶!

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?

Random person: I don't know.

No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!

Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)