Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Your dad has a huge PP.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?