Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Ligma
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.