Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.