Worst Jokes Ever
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
T-Series.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.
I lied 😄
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Louie's parents tried this.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."