Worst Jokes Ever
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.