Worst Jokes Ever
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
There are "nun" good jokes.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Yoav
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂