Worst Jokes Ever
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
This is so damn funny!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Louie's parents tried this.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Ethan Rice