Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Stinky Steve.