Worst Jokes Ever

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

I wanna ram your PCIe slot.

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

Why did the mushroom kill himself?

Because he had a mushy life.

My peepee small.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

T-Series.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Stephen Hawking walked to the shop.

I lied 😄

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She didn't have any arms, remember!

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

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Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.