Worst Jokes Ever
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R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.