Worst Jokes Ever
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Logan Paul.