Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Ask a darkie for a light.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Manchester City is gay.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Uranus has 27 moons.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30