Worst Jokes Ever
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Why am I idiot?
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!