Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
I don't get mitosis.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!