Worst Jokes Ever

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Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

I love you papi's! No homo.

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.

Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.

Ligma

What's one plus one?

Yo mama.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.