Worst Jokes Ever
Big pp suck sook.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.