Worst Jokes Ever
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
My dick.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
1 + 1 = window.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.