Worst Jokes Ever
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Pop a choccy milk!
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.