Worst Jokes Ever
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Why don't Romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.