Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
May and its gang.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I cummed on the alley.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Men.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Can you fuck me, please?
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!