Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Best way to do it.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"