Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
What first went through Sallyβs head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Yo mama is so fat, she canβt even fit in the suitcase.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"