Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.