Worst Jokes Ever
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
It was 9/10.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.