Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.