Worst Jokes Ever
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.