Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.