Worst Jokes Ever
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
Manchester City is gay.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Incest is wincest.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.