Worst Jokes Ever
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Electricity.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.