Worst Jokes Ever
May and its gang.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.