Worst Jokes Ever

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?

A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.

You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:

Sans: "Sub bro."

Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"

Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."

Sans: "A skele-ton."

(Drum effect)

Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

I don't get mitosis.

The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

Do you want to hear three jokes?

Joke Joke Joke.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

What is Sophia’s favourite song?

"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.

Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?

Well..... neither has he.

Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.