Worst Jokes Ever
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Ask a darkie for a light.
There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.
The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Manchester City is gay.
Uranus has 27 moons.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.