Worst Jokes Ever
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Kenya? Ligma balls!
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.