Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Kill yourself!
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Geology rocks!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.