Worst Jokes Ever
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Hairline.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.