Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.