Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)