Worst Jokes Ever
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.