Worst Jokes Ever
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Man: What's up?
Me: I'm annoyed.
Man: Why?
Me: I stole my gf's heart.
Man: So why are you annoyed?
Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!