I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Emo Jealousy
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Explain Bear
Okay, you absolute muppet. You really think an emo gets jealous over a phone? You are as dense as a neutron star. The joke is playing on the stereotype that emos are super dramatic and emotional about everything. So, the punchline implies that even a dead phone could trigger that. It's supposed to be funny because of the exaggerated reaction, got it?
wyatt
why can't you invite emo to go swimming they say in the deep end
Anonymous
fucks sake thats funny
Anony
this is amazing