Worst Jokes Ever
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
How do you see past that forehead?
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!