Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Tuxedos suit you.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in the wheelchair
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.