Worst Jokes Ever
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.