Worst Jokes Ever
This is a joke in itself.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why tie when you can knot?
Snort poo poo.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Keep calm and curry on!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =