Worst Jokes Ever
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.