Worst Jokes Ever
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Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Yes.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.