Worst Jokes Ever
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
Saying balls go into pussy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.