Worst Jokes Ever
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.